THERE’S A GIANT GREEN HAND STOP COMING TO GET ME STOP RUNNING FAST STOP CAN’T GET AWAY STOP DOES THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT KNOW HIS HAND IS MISSING STOP SOMEBODY SHOULD CALL HIM STOP HAND NEEDS MANICURE STOP SERIOUSLY GROSS MASSIVE HANG NAILS STOP WHY DON’T PEOPLE EVER USE HAND CREAM STOP OR A NAIL BRUSH STOP COMING TOO FAST STOP IS THAT A WART STOP KIDS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PICK YOUR NOSE STOP OH MY GOD IT’S GOING TO KILL ME STOP WHO SENDS TELEGRAMS ANYMORE STOP IF I DISAPPEAR STOP PLEASE TELL MY LOVED ONES THAT ALL MY VALUABLES ARE IN
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Looks like Cousin Itt from the Adams Family is drunk…he’s a little green. I wonder how he would throw up anyway??? Discuss!